Smell Like A Nerd: RPG Performance Perfumes Dont you wish you could smell like me? Yesterday we told you about blood type perfumes. Today we have something even wackier. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab is selling a line of RPG-inspired perfumes intended to invoke the mythical races of elves, dwarves, half-elves, hobbits and orcs, as well as the distinctive aromas of clerics, fighters, mages, paladins and such. I totally guessed that paladins smelled like vanilla and  evil€ smelled of  Smouldering opium tar, tobacco absolute, green tea, black plum, kush, ambergris accord, ambrette seed, and costus root€¦€ DWARF: Iron filings and chips of stone, Styrian Golding hops, and soot-covered leather. ELF: Pale golden musk, honeycomb, amber, parma violet, hawthorne bark, aspen leaf, forest lily, life everlasting, white moss, and a hint of wild berry. HALF-ELF: White sandalwood, beeswax, white tea leaf, oud, and a hint of sophisticated urban musk. HALFLING: Porridge, kukui nuts, and pastry crumbs. ORC: Field grey courgette musk, roughly cured leather, and vetiver. CLERIC: Rose amber, frankincense, myrrh, champaca flower, Peru balsam, cistus, palisander, cananga, hyssop, and narcissus absolute. FIGHTER: Leather, musk, blood, and steel. MAGE: All mystique and thrumming power: gurjum balsam, Sumatran dragons blood resin, olibanum, galangal, oleo gum resin, and frankincense. The RPG Series via Neatorama Share ThisSubscribedel.icio.usFacebookRedditStumbleUponTechnorati